Best Celebrity Breasts (with pictures)

Very hot in SBTB.

(1st Alternate) Gisele Bündchen

Bedded Leo; must be cool.

20. Christina Applegate

Loved her on Married With Children

19. Heather Graham

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Roller Girl.

18. Jessica Alba

Sooooooooooooo hot.

17. Winona Ryder

Looses points for being nutty as Oscar's pet coon, but a great rack. Timothy Leary is her Godfather; so she probably dropped acid at 3 or 4.

16. Uma Thurman

So young hot and ripe in Dangerous Liaisons. Even made Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2 bearable.

15. Scarlett Johansson

I saw her on Ellen a couple of weeks ago; I don't know what she is famous for, and I don't care.

14. Claudia Schiffer

Again, looses points for the whole David Copperfield thing.

13. Jennifer Anniston

Would have scored higher, but I'm not altogether sure they are real.

12. Angelina Jolie

Looses points for being a skank.

11. Alyssa Milano

Very hot on Charmed; looks best in jeans and a halter top.

10. Sarah Michelle Gellar

BUF-FY, BUF-FY, BUF-FY!!!

9. Salma Hayek

Loved the movies with Antonio Banderas.

8. Jenny McCarthy

Hot and funny; an irresistable combination. Maybe had some enhancement though.

7. Rebecca Romijn

Dumped uncle Jesse; very, very bad.

6. Cindy Crawford

One of the three hottest women of the last 25 years.

5. Halle Berry

Swordfish, and Monsters Ball.

4. Katherine Heigl

I give up. If I can't find a decent picture Jamie Lee is off the list for a newcomer.

3. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Have you seen the new Hanes ad?

2. Jessica Simpson

Dukes of Hazzard car wash video

1. Elle Macpherson

Some of the others were questionable, but this was a slam dunk, no question.